Young louse dies! Parents vow revenge! Alligator disputes ownership of Nile against leader of Egypt: “I was here first!” Blackout sweeps the nation: Location of fuse box remains a mystery Fashion: Red Doorpost new trend for spring Karbon Pesach Cook-off: Submit recipes by 14 of Nissan Pharoah’s horse hits iceberg! Today’s Weather: 50% Hail 50% Fire Lost Child! Last seen floating down Nile in a wicker basket Bottled water prices skyrocket! Pharoah’s sorcerers’ demand re-count Sports: Photo-finish at the county frog jumping contest Cardiologists rush to Pharoah’s palace as leader complains of heart trouble Where you were you when the lights went out? Local citizens tell their stories Witness: “I saw Pharoah in pajama’s in the middle of the night.”